Todays Headlines
Forget about the suspect, I didn't get past the parked moving truck. (Sometimes I enjoy the language so much.)
Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog. The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog - which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.
Pit Poodles and Maultese. You just aren't safe anymore.
Fox News - Firefighters discovered Daniel Davies, 20, after a delivery driver heard him yelling “help me” from the chimney stack of a convenience store near Manchester in October. Davies told police that he climbed onto the roof while trying to escape drug dealers he owed money. Prosecutors said Davies said his clothes fell off as he tried to escape the chimney.
The headline should have said, Drug user hides his crack.
Cajun squirrel among crisp flavours tested by Walkers Crisps that taste of chili and chocolate, onion bhaji and even Cajun squirrel will be unleashed on the public as part of a Walkers competition to find a new flavour. Walkers launched its Do Us A Flavour campaign last July, challenging members of the public to think up a unique flavour of crisp. Nothing new here. I read about Buffalo chips in the Little House on the Prairie books.
Did you know a Solar Flare Can can make your toilet stop working?
That's the surprising conclusion of a NASA-funded study by the National Academy of Sciences entitled Severe Space Weather Events—Understanding Societal and Economic Impacts. In the 132-page report, experts detailed what might happen to our modern, high-tech society in the event of a "super solar flare" followed by an extreme geomagnetic storm. They found that almost nothing is immune from space weather—not even the water in your bathroom.
Note to self. Keep a shovel handy.
Comments
My favorite is "Drug user hides his crack." LOL!
So happy to see "Today's Headlines." You made my day.
Have a good weekend, Pamela
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How in the world do you find these news stories??
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