Todays Headlines
Tooth Embedded In Rugby Player's Head
Worms Fall From The Sky In Jennings
Jennings Police Department employee, Eleanor Beal was just crossing the street to go to work when something dropped from the sky. "When I saw that they were crawling, I said, 'It's worms! Get out of the way!'"
***There you have it. Global Worming.
Outhouses Yields Mysterious Artifacts
VENTURA, Calif. A spot where a pair of outhouses stood 130 years ago is proving to be a treasure trove for archaeologists who braved the lingering smell in the dirt to uncover some 19th century artifacts - and a mystery.
****Pull up your stool and join the pa-a-a-a-a-awty.
Manmade hunk of Metal Crashes through roof in New Jersey
BAYONNE, N.J. (AP) A man was watching television Tuesday when he heard a crash and saw a cloud of dust. In the next room, he found a hunk of grey metal measuring about nine centimetres by 12 centimetres, with two hexagonal holes.
Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Jim Peters said Wednesday that a colleague had solved the mystery: The chunk was part of a commercial wood chipper. How it got on a New Jersey roof was anyone's guess.
***Everyone is stumped.
Salad Prompts 1-hour Lock Down on Pittsburgh Government Office.
PITTSBURGH - It took a bomb-sniffing dog to figure out that a brown paper bag left in the bathroom of a government office building was just lunch.
The bag was found in a women's bathroom on a shelf under a sink. A sheriff's deputy arrived with a bomb-sniffing dog and quickly discovered there was nothing explosive about the salad.
***BLEW cheese. She should have asked for Roquefort.
Brisbane, Australia - Ruby player Ben Czislowski kept competing for more than three months despite the headaches that started after a clash with an opponent. Last week, his doctor found a tooth embedded in Czislowski's head
***I suppose finding any teeth left in a rugby players head would be a surprise.Worms Fall From The Sky In Jennings
Jennings Police Department employee, Eleanor Beal was just crossing the street to go to work when something dropped from the sky. "When I saw that they were crawling, I said, 'It's worms! Get out of the way!'"
***There you have it. Global Worming.
Outhouses Yields Mysterious Artifacts
VENTURA, Calif. A spot where a pair of outhouses stood 130 years ago is proving to be a treasure trove for archaeologists who braved the lingering smell in the dirt to uncover some 19th century artifacts - and a mystery.
****Pull up your stool and join the pa-a-a-a-a-awty.
Manmade hunk of Metal Crashes through roof in New Jersey
BAYONNE, N.J. (AP) A man was watching television Tuesday when he heard a crash and saw a cloud of dust. In the next room, he found a hunk of grey metal measuring about nine centimetres by 12 centimetres, with two hexagonal holes.
Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Jim Peters said Wednesday that a colleague had solved the mystery: The chunk was part of a commercial wood chipper. How it got on a New Jersey roof was anyone's guess.
***Everyone is stumped.
Salad Prompts 1-hour Lock Down on Pittsburgh Government Office.
PITTSBURGH - It took a bomb-sniffing dog to figure out that a brown paper bag left in the bathroom of a government office building was just lunch.
The bag was found in a women's bathroom on a shelf under a sink. A sheriff's deputy arrived with a bomb-sniffing dog and quickly discovered there was nothing explosive about the salad.
***BLEW cheese. She should have asked for Roquefort.
Comments
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Man with maggots in his head.
Where's Rosie O'Donnel in your list?
BTW, since you posted your colonoscopy on the web, I showed my husband...who got hysterical with laughter. Hope you don't mind, but I printed your post and a large version of the photo for him to take to work today. He works in the OR - and couldn't resist. No HIPA violation, since you freely put it out there, he assures me!
I'll give you the feedback - it's sure to be GREAT!
I considered the maggot head article. I read it yesterday and started getting creepy crawly feelings in my head- so I decided to go on.
Swampy: RR*sie is the queen of Publicity stunts.
Susie:
I think there was something "smelly" about the article. I know a fellow who "diggs" and he says there is nothing to indicate it was ever a potty. No smell, etc.
Tiggerlane: be my guest.
Do tell them I have nice smile, tho. Thanks.
Irene: I've read of fish or frogs also falling from the sky. They are all smart. Indeed (:
Min: There's a Hilton in most big cities, and I've never stayed in one---Much less been to Paris.
Debs: there were so many weird headlines yesterday. A spray to squirt up your nose to cure shyness. Oh and Firemen training their fire fighting skills on the WRONG house.
Walker: At least for the worms! Don't expect they bounced well.
These were wonderful!! Thank you Pam!
Hugs,
Sue
very cute post :)
I don't think I've heard of any of these where do you find them?
Can you even imagine finding a tooth in your head??? Umm and doncha think the guy who lost it would have said something?
Global worming... lol
Pat