Todays Headlines
HOTTIES: Pa. women in their 70's and 80's posed semi-nude for calendar...
(AP) GREENSBORO, Pa. Giving sultry looks and sexy smiles to the camera, 12 Pittsburgh-area women recently posed at Monongahela historical sites, baring it all -- or almost all -- to create a charity-driven calendar.
I stand in awe! Fully clothed, of course.
Researcher Find 2,100 year old melon.
The remains are believed to be the oldest of a melon that still has flesh on the rind, Yamazaki said.
I meant to check to see if this was in Greensboro, PA.
Man Blames Beverage for Unwanted Erection
(AP) A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
The truth is that he had recently purchased a calendar in Greensboro, PA..
Okay... enough already about women and body parts.
Iowa woman named Butts Charged with Theft of Courts Toilet Paper
Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls of two-ply tissue from a storage closet. The fifth-degree theft charge, a misdemeanor, normally carries a sentence of less than a year in jail. But Butts could face more time if convicted under the state's habitual offender law.
I lied.
(AP) GREENSBORO, Pa. Giving sultry looks and sexy smiles to the camera, 12 Pittsburgh-area women recently posed at Monongahela historical sites, baring it all -- or almost all -- to create a charity-driven calendar.
I stand in awe! Fully clothed, of course.
Researcher Find 2,100 year old melon.
The remains are believed to be the oldest of a melon that still has flesh on the rind, Yamazaki said.
I meant to check to see if this was in Greensboro, PA.
Man Blames Beverage for Unwanted Erection
(AP) A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
The truth is that he had recently purchased a calendar in Greensboro, PA..
Okay... enough already about women and body parts.
Iowa woman named Butts Charged with Theft of Courts Toilet Paper
Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls of two-ply tissue from a storage closet. The fifth-degree theft charge, a misdemeanor, normally carries a sentence of less than a year in jail. But Butts could face more time if convicted under the state's habitual offender law.
I lied.
Comments
it's not healthy for my poor puter.
Keshi.
I loved Calendar Girls. And Helen Mirren.
And my 53-year old husband drinks Boost Plus - of course, he's 5'11", and has a 30-inch waist and a great physique - but now I know how he can keep up with me. He said he was buying it to gain weight! I just didn't realize WHERE.
But no complaints.
Where do I go for that boost drink? I have some plants that could use it.
ha.
Ima Hawg
And you know that old melon is way over ripe! ;)
You crack me up, Pajamela! :D