Head Trauma?

CZECH SPEEDWAY RIDER KNOCKED OUT IN CRASH WAKES UP SPEAKING PERFECT ENGLISH.When Matej Kus's teammates heard him talking after he was knocked out in a speedway accident, they were relieved he was conscious.
But they were also a little surprised.
For although the 18-year- old Czech knew only the most basic English phrases, he was conversing fluently in the language with paramedics.


BRAIN SURGERY LEAVES YORKSHIRE BOY SPEAKING LIKE THE QUEEN!With her nine-year-old son William lying desperately ill in hospital following emergency brain surgery, Ruth McCartney-Moore prayed that she would one day hear his voice again.
But when he did speak weeks later, she was in for a shock.
He had lost his strong Yorkshire accent and was now speaking the Queen's English.



PAMELA FELL OUT OF BED AND WOKE UP TALKING LIKE A PIRATEShe just opened her eyes and said: 'Tis a fine day to be walkin' and talkin' like the pirate I am. Now, all ye cockswains, grab ye blackjacks, fill 'em with grog, and drink a round to me very own Dirty Bess Vane. The rest o' ye drivvelsiggers go post ye own Picaroon.

Comments

Ahoy Dirty Bess, ye best not be swainin' too many cocks.
dieter said…
How add are these stories.The mind is truly puzzling.
Carla said…
What an absolute riot! Most interesting.
Red Mary Flint said…
AYE - like me says "Stick to the Code". No wort talkin' like anyting else.
my4kids said…
Very odd stories!!
I love all the pirate talk.
Lest those swainin' cocks become soft as described by the infamous Red Mary Flint...Capn' Pussy Willow, me be followin' you, a pleadin' wid ye to please put on some fish nets on me ship.
Shelby said…
just don't make me walk the plank :)
Mert said…
LOL! Your comment on my blog was priceless... I was like- wha? this morning. I thought I was seeing things since I hadn't had my coffee yet.
Debs said…
Ahoy Dirty Bess.

I thinking of making Robocop walk da plank today for my entertainment. :D
Robin said…
Shiver me timbers...I was wonderin' why you didn't have a pirate post...and thar she blows!

(shut up, I know I can't speak pirate!)
lisa's chaos said…
Very odd day I woke to meself. You is so lovely Dirty Bess, feelin' sorry for those other blokes. Dis here be Black Bess Rackham.
Gaynor said…
So.....maybe all I need to do is fall out of bed and I will be able to speak German. Does it work like that? Any ideas Pamela? Cause I tell you, it is HARD WORK learning Deutsch!
Love ya, Gaynor x
her indoors said…
how strange, wonder if fell out of bed and banged me head i would start to talk sense
coffeypot said…
Aye, Bess! Ye makes a saucy pirate, lass. I’ll drink a bit of grog to ya.
Sally Lomax said…
How bizarre!

It would be nice to be able to speak a foreign language fluently without the effort though!
Juicer said…
I remember the days at home, when someone yelled "thar she blows!" it meant run for your life, mom is pissed!
Tammy said…
Amazing stories! Especially that last one...;)
nikki said…
Wah-wawa-wahwahm-wa-wawa-wahm
(I actually prefer "Talk like Charlie Brown's Teacher" day.)
wolfbaby said…
ha ha he he

*rolls around a bit"

ya'll are funny;)
kailani said…
Are these for real? I hope I don't fall out of bed tonight! Who knows how I'll end up speaking!
Susie said…
These are pretty bizarre!
I've been seeing lots of pirates posts in my visiting today.
xo
theotherbear said…
hahaha - the last article in your group of 3 took me completely by surprise!
Melissa said…
You're hilarious Dirty pirate Pamela.
Masago said…
Incredible (had to check and see if it was April 1).
said…
Shiver me timbers! ye be a funny one! Melikes ye already, me does!
Nothing like speaking Pirate to start the day! Sorry about the print size, i didn't kow it was so troublesome! I'll make the next one larger!
Beccy said…
I go away for a day and I miss all the piratey fun!
Silent One ~D~ said…
interesting articles....

the pirate is too funny!

have a good day!
Peter said…
Avast there ye land lubber, you make a truly evil looking pirate.

word verification was pfile I guess that's for pirate file?

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