Todays Headlines
There must be a full moon. I don't remember when I've seen so many weird headlines.
81-Year-Old Aussie Nabbed Selling Weed
(AP) SYDNEY, Australia - An 81-year-old woman was arrested and charged with growing and selling marijuana in eastern Australia, police said Tuesday.
Is anyone else a little doobie-us about a sweet little old lady doing something like that?
Town Seeks Ban On Silly String
HUNTINGTON, N.Y. -- Town council in Huntington, New York is getting serious about Silly String. The issue: a claim that the plastic goo mars the finish on the Long Island community's fire trucks.
These firemen need a pool table.
These guys have got to be hustlers...
PRAGUE (Reuters) - Two Czechs stuck in a billiard table while searching for a ball had to call the fire squad and were freed only when rescuers took the table apart, a newspaper reported Tuesday.
Then again - maybe not (see previous comment.)
Oregon Town Abuzz over Mayor's MySpace Lingerie Shot
Man accused of stealing hunting knives hidden in waistband trips, stabs self
(AP) GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. - A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say.
WARSAW, Poland - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. ‘I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming,’ he tells Polish newspaper.
Men. I bet she'd warned him not to bother her at work.
Men wheel out corpse in bid to cash check
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Two New York men wheeled the corpse of their friend around the sidewalks of midtown Manhattan in an office chair in a failed attempt to cash his $355 Social Security check, police said.
Then the exit pollsters asked him who he'd voted for.
81-Year-Old Aussie Nabbed Selling Weed
(AP) SYDNEY, Australia - An 81-year-old woman was arrested and charged with growing and selling marijuana in eastern Australia, police said Tuesday.
Is anyone else a little doobie-us about a sweet little old lady doing something like that?
Town Seeks Ban On Silly String
HUNTINGTON, N.Y. -- Town council in Huntington, New York is getting serious about Silly String. The issue: a claim that the plastic goo mars the finish on the Long Island community's fire trucks.
These firemen need a pool table.
These guys have got to be hustlers...
PRAGUE (Reuters) - Two Czechs stuck in a billiard table while searching for a ball had to call the fire squad and were freed only when rescuers took the table apart, a newspaper reported Tuesday.
Then again - maybe not (see previous comment.)
Oregon Town Abuzz over Mayor's MySpace Lingerie Shot
(AP) ARLINGTON, Ore. — Some residents of this small town wish their mayor felt like she had something to hide.
Mayor Carmen Kontur-Gronquist created a stir with her MySpace page, where at one time anyone could see photos of her on one of the town's fire engines, clad only in a black bra and panties.
But, was she marring the finish? (refer to silly string)
Man accused of stealing hunting knives hidden in waistband trips, stabs self
(AP) GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. - A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say.
No matter how you slice it, this guy ain't too sharp.
WARSAW, Poland - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. ‘I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming,’ he tells Polish newspaper.
Men. I bet she'd warned him not to bother her at work.
Men wheel out corpse in bid to cash check
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Two New York men wheeled the corpse of their friend around the sidewalks of midtown Manhattan in an office chair in a failed attempt to cash his $355 Social Security check, police said.
Then the exit pollsters asked him who he'd voted for.
Comments
And, when I read the first one, I thought that might've explained Willowtree's temporary departure from the b-sphere ;).
She works in a brothel. He doesn't know it. He is a customer at said brothel. I think maybe the marriage had a couple of issues before . . .
How on earth do you get stuck in a pool table, though. What did the firemen look like? I might be tempted to get stuck in a pool table or ride a fire truck in only my lingerie for the right fireman;o) Whipped cream goes better than silly string with firemen, though.
Gee, I'm on a roll with long and bizarre comments on other people's blogs today. Must be I'm avoiding work and writing on my own blog.
re: the 81-yr-old woman--ever seen the movie Saving Grace? a woman in her 60s grows and sells weed to pay bills.
re: the mayor--how do you think she got elected?
re: the Czechs--how on earth??!
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(for some reason, i can't figure out how to get my new link to show, even when i type in the url where blogger tells me to--any advice? now i know why non-blogger users don'g like blogger.)
who knows.
A: calling the police for something while forgetting she had a large pot plant in the kitchen, then frantically trying to redirect their attention away from it (they ignored it)
B: having same pot plant stolen and getting half way through dialing the police to report it before remembering she couldn't.
The only regret I have over leaving Blogster is that I can't access Ruth's blog any more.
By the way, I posted an update to my "teaser/secret" post, come on by if you're interested in the scoop!
Those guys DO need a pool table.
I needed the laugh and found it here! Thanks for that dear Pamela!
Hugs,
Sue
So glad to be caught up on all that.
That poor old lady. Selling drugs is probably the highest paying job she can get at her age! At least she was being self-sufficient!
On a local radio station today, folks were talking and laughing about the man and wife who saw each other at the brothel. Can you imagine? "What are you doing here?!" "What are YOU doing here?!"
Too funny about the brothel. They should make that into a movie with the Pina Colada song as the theme.
I love your blog set up btw. I will definately be a return reader.
Reading some of these things makes me feel so much smarter!
Yeah. I saw yall had tornadoes. Was really schocked. Glad it was far from you.
Hope you have a wonderful week end!
Pat
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You've been royally tagged by the Queen of Memes.
Long live the dungeon. No Autographs, Please - The Band Meme
Lol !
At least you lost to a friend ;)
You have a fabulous week! Hugs!