81-Year-Old Aussie Nabbed Selling Weed
(AP) SYDNEY, Australia - An 81-year-old woman was arrested and charged with growing and selling marijuana in eastern Australia, police said Tuesday.
Is anyone else a little doobie-us about a sweet little old lady doing something like that?
Town Seeks Ban On Silly String
HUNTINGTON, N.Y. -- Town council in Huntington, New York is getting serious about Silly String. The issue: a claim that the plastic goo mars the finish on the Long Island community's fire trucks.
These firemen need a pool table.
These guys have got to be hustlers...
PRAGUE (Reuters) - Two Czechs stuck in a billiard table while searching for a ball had to call the fire squad and were freed only when rescuers took the table apart, a newspaper reported Tuesday.
Then again - maybe not (see previous comment.)
Oregon Town Abuzz over Mayor's MySpace Lingerie Shot
(AP) ARLINGTON, Ore. — Some residents of this small town wish their mayor felt like she had something to hide.
Mayor Carmen Kontur-Gronquist created a stir with her MySpace page, where at one time anyone could see photos of her on one of the town's fire engines, clad only in a black bra and panties.
But, was she marring the finish? (refer to silly string)
Man accused of stealing hunting knives hidden in waistband trips, stabs self
(AP) GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. - A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say.
No matter how you slice it, this guy ain't too sharp.
WARSAW, Poland - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. ‘I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming,’ he tells Polish newspaper.
Men. I bet she'd warned him not to bother her at work.
Men wheel out corpse in bid to cash check
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Two men wheeled the corpse of their friend around the sidewalks of midtown Manhattan in an office chair in a failed attempt to cash his $355 , police said.
Then the exit pollsters asked him who he'd voted for.