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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Todays Headlines

HOTTIES: Pa. women in their 70's and 80's posed semi-nude for calendar...

(AP) GREENSBORO, Pa. Giving sultry looks and sexy smiles to the camera, 12 Pittsburgh-area women recently posed at Monongahela historical sites, baring it all -- or almost all -- to create a charity-driven calendar.


I stand in awe! Fully clothed, of course.

Researcher Find 2,100 year old melon.

The remains are believed to be the oldest of a melon that still has flesh on the rind, Yamazaki said.

I meant to check to see if this was in Greensboro, PA.


Man Blames Beverage for Unwanted Erection
(AP) A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The truth is that he had recently purchased a calendar in Greensboro, PA..
Okay... enough already about women and body parts.



Iowa woman named Butts Charged with Theft of Courts Toilet Paper
Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls of two-ply tissue from a storage closet. The fifth-degree theft charge, a misdemeanor, normally carries a sentence of less than a year in jail. But Butts could face more time if convicted under the state's habitual offender law.

I lied.








23 comments:

Masago said...

Thought at first you were announcing your participation in the calendar. :-)

ablondeblogger said...

I heard about those last two stories. Hilarious! Though not for that poor guy!

Bibi said...

Very funny!! The old nudies must have seen the movie, The Calendar Girls with Helen Mirren (was based on a true story.)

wolfbaby said...

I keep forgetting not to drink while reading your blog..

it's not healthy for my poor puter.

Beckie said...

I saw the one about the Butts lady - too funny.

Keshi said...

Old nudies r bold n beautiful ha :)

Keshi.

Tiggerlane said...

I would LOVE to do a calendar like that - only of women in their 40s. Of course, the women in my town in their 40s are too "uppity" to do it. So I guess I'll wait for my 70s, when they're all gone.

I loved Calendar Girls. And Helen Mirren.

And my 53-year old husband drinks Boost Plus - of course, he's 5'11", and has a 30-inch waist and a great physique - but now I know how he can keep up with me. He said he was buying it to gain weight! I just didn't realize WHERE.

But no complaints.

Gattina said...

A calender with older women changes a bit with what we always see, lol!

mjd said...

Pamela you make me laugh. I have relatives with the last name of Butt. I don't know for sure; however, the family members maybe the butt of some untoward jokes. I do not think that any of the relatives have heisted any toilet paper.

wendster said...

What? No photos of the ladies? Too funny that Ms. Butts stole toilet paper ... or did you make up the WHOLE thing? ha ha.
Where do I go for that boost drink? I have some plants that could use it.
ha.

wendster said...

By the way ... my music teacher was actually named:
Ima Hawg

Fish-2 said...

I think the guy was hired by Boost Plus. I'm sure it's sales will sky-rocket and the sale of Viagra will drop porportionately. What a great marketing scheme.

Jodi said...

You crack me up, Pamela!!

Debs said...

ROFLMAO! Pamela thanks for the good laugh.

And you know that old melon is way over ripe! ;)

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Gotta love real silly headlines.

her indoors said...

that was very funny thank you, gotta ask just how and who has worked out the age of the melon!!

JoeinVegas said...

I know you are a little young for that group, but you didn't happen to be up there for the shoot, did you?

The Ramblin Irishman said...

Pam you tickle me. I too was reminded of the movie "Calendar Girls". Behave yourself.

kailani said...

I have a friend who's last name is Butts. I've always wondered if he got teased a lot. Now I know! LOL!

Jenny said...

Dude. No one should EVER go to jail for stealing toilet paper. That's like stealing bread. If it's something you NEED you should get a pass.

Arkansas Songbird said...

Hilarious headlines!

Peter said...

Great stuff again Pamela.

Mert said...

Butts in IOWA! It wasn't me I promise!

You crack me up, Pajamela! :D